how to annoy my parents

I see many ways how other people annoy there parents, but for my parents I like to annoy them in a special way.

•  I love to go around the house screaming "MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SAW A GHOST RUNNING OUT OF THE TOILET."
• I always roll on the floor until my mom tells me to get up
• when they tell me to dance I fall on the floor and I yell, "Gravity is denying this request."

I don't what else